Ese día no querías saber nada de mi Nos habíamos peleado te enojaste y borraste todo lo que te escribí (afortunadamente tenía backup, so...) Fui a buscarte y volvimos a hablar ninguno de los dos quería decir adiós porque decir adiós hacía mucho daño siempre fue así Estaba frente a ti, y si algún día nos besábamos era porque tú me ibas a besar a mi te reíste y en un instante nuestras vidas cambiaron el mundo giró el universo giró cuando tuve el coraje de robarte ese beso uno sólo...
I would tell you about the things they put me through The pain I've been subjected to but the Lord himself would blush
The countless feasts laid at my feet Forbidden fruits for me to eat But I think your pulse would start to rush
Now I'm not looking for absolution Forgiveness for the things I do but before you come to any conclusions Try walking in my shoes Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps Keep the same appointments I kept If you try walking in my shoes If you try walking in my shoes
Morality would frown upon Decency look down upon the scapegoat fate's made of me
But I promise now, my judge and jurors my intentions couldn't have been purer My case is easy to see
I'm not looking for a clearer conscience Peace of mind after what I've been through And before we talk of any repentance Try walking in my shoes Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps Keep the same appointments I kept If you try walking in my shoes If you try walking in my shoes Try walking in my shoes
Now I'm not looking for absolution Forgiveness for the things I do But before you come to any conclusions Try walking in my shoes Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps Keep the same appointments I kept If you try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps Keep the same appointments I kept If you try walking in my shoes Try walking in my shoes If you try walking in my shoes Try walking in my shoes
High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man and the love train rides from coast to coast Dj's the man we love the most
Could you be, could you be squeaky clean and smash any hope of democracy as the headline says you're free to choose there's egg on your face and mud on your shoes One of these days they're gonna call it the blues, yeah
Sowing the seeds of love (Anything is possible) Seeds of love (When you're sowing the seeds of love) Sowing the seeds of love
Sowing the seeds of love (Anything is possible) Seeds of love (Sowing the seeds of love) Sowing the seeds
I spy tears in their eyes They look to the skies for some kind of divine intervention Food goes to waste, so nice to eat, so nice to taste
Politician Granny with your high ideals Have you no idea how the majority feels? So without love and a promised land We're fools to the rules of a government plan Kick out the style, bring back the jam
Sowing the seeds of love seeds of love Sowing the seeds of love
Sowing the seeds of love seeds of love Sowing the seeds the birds and the bees my girlfriend and me in love
Feel the pain talk about it If you're a worried man then shout about it
Open hearts feel about it Open minds think about it
Everyone read about it Everyone scream about it Everyone (everyone, yeah yeah) Everyone (everyone) read about it, read about it
Read it in the books in the crannies and the nooks there are books to read... Chorus!!!
Sowing the seeds of love Oh, the seeds of love We're sowing the seeds sowing the seeds
We're sowing the seeds of love we're sowing the seeds
Sowing the seeds of love we're sowing the seeds of love
(Mr. England sowing the seeds of love)
Time to eat all your words swallow your pride open your eyes
Time to eat all your words swallow your pride open your eyes
High time we made a stand And shook up the views of the common man And the love train rides from coast to coast Every minute of every hour "I Love a Sunflower" And I believe in love power Love power, love power
Sowing the seeds of love seeds of love Sowing the seeds of love
Sowing the seeds of love seeds of love Sowing the seeds of love
Sowing the seeds an end to need and the politics of greed with love
Seven o'clock in the evenin', watching something stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa when my wife comes in the room and sees me And she says, "Is this 'Behind The Music' with Lynyrd Skynyrd?" And I say, "I don't know. Say, it's gettin' late, whatcha wanna do for dinner?"
She says, "I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry." I said, "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either, but I could eat." She said, "So, what do you have in mind?" I said, "I don't know, what about you?" She says, "I don't care. If you're hungry, let's eat." I said, "That's what we're gonna do.
But first you've gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for." And she says, "Lemme think. What's left in our refrigerator?" I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know." She said, "That went bad a week ago." I said, "Is the chili OK?" She said, "You finished that yesterday."
I hopped up and said, "I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?" She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver." I'm like, "No, I said delivered." She's like, "I heard you say liver." I'm like, "I should know what I said." She's like, "Whatever. I just don't want any liver."
Well, I was gonna say something, but my cell phone started to ring Now, who could be callin' me? Well, I checked my caller I.D. It was just cousin Larry callin' for the third time today My wife said, "Let it go to voice mail." I said, "OK."
"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right. So what do you wanna do?" She says, "Why don't you whip up something in the kitchen?" "Yeah," I said, "why don't you?" And then she says, "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?" I says, "No." She says, "Yes." I says, "No." She says, "Yes." I says, "No." She says, "Yes. Oh, here's your keys."
I step a little bit closer, say, "OK, where you wanna go?" She says, "How about 'The Ivy'?" I said, "Yeah, well, I don't know. I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up and eatin' expensive food." She says, "Olive Garden." I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood. And Burrito King would make me gassy, there's no doubt." She says, "Just forget about it." I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out."
Then I get an idea I say, "I know what we'll do" She says, "What?" I say "Guess." She says, "WHAT?" I say, "We're going to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front door Open the garage door Then I open the car doors And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition And then I turn it sideways And we fasten our seatbelts As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru (drive-thru) Heading off to the drive-thru (drive-thru) We're approaching the drive-thru (drive-thru) Getting close to the drive-thru (drive-thru)
Almost there at the drive-thru (drive-thru) Now we're here at the drive-thru (drive-thru) Here in line at the drive-thru (drive-thru) Did I mention the drive-thru? (drive-thru) (drive-thru) (drive-thru)
Well, here we are in the drive-thru line, me and her Cars in front of us, cars in back of us, all just waiting to order There's some idiot in a Volvo with his brights on behind me I lean out the window and scream, "Hey, whatcha tryin' to do, blind me?"
My wife says, "Maybe we should park. We could just go eat inside." I said, "I'm wearin' bunny slippers so I ain't leavin' this ride." Now a woman, on a speaker box, is sayin', "Can I take your order please?" I said, "Yes, indeed you certainly can, we'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."
Then my wife says, "Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind. I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwhich instead this time." I said, "You always get a cheeseburger." She says, "That's not what I'm hungry for." I put me head in my hands and scream, "I don't know who you are any more!"
The voice on the speaker says, "I don't have all day." I said, "Then take our order, and we'll be on our way. I wanna get a chicken sandwhich and I want a cheeseburger, too." She's like, "You want onions on that?" I'm like, "Yeah, I already said that I do.
Plus we need curly fries, and don't you dare forget it. And two medium root beers - no, just one, we'll split it." Then I said, "I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright. So read me back my order; let's make sure you got it right."
She says, "One: you want a chicken sandwhich. Two: you want a cheeseburger. Three: curly fries and a large root beer." "Stop, don't go no further. I never ordered a large root beer. I said medium, not large." Then she says, "We're havin' a special; I supersized you at no charge."
"Oh (oh)." And that's all I could say was, "Oh (oh)." And she says, "Now there's something else (else) that I really think you should know (know)." "You can have unlimited refills (refills) for just a quarter more (more)." I say, "Great, except we're in the drive-thru (drive-thru), so what would I want that for (for)?"
Then she says, "Wait a minute. Your voice sounds so familiar. Hey, is this Paul?" And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't Paul. Now, tell me, who's this Paul?" She says, "He's just some guy who goes to school with me. I sat behind him last year and I copied off of him in Geometry."
I said, "I know a guy named Paul, he used to be my plumber. He was prematurely bald and moved to Pittsburgh last summer. He also had bladder problems and a really bad infection on his toe." And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right there. That's way more than I needed to know."
And then we both were quiet And things got real intense And then she says, "Next window, please. That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents." So we inched ahead in line, movin' painfully slow I got a little bored, so I turned on the radio
Click - turned it off because my wife was getting a headache So we both just sat there quietly for her sake Then I looked at her And she looked back at me And I said, "Umm, I think you have something in your teeth."
She turned away from me and then turned back and said, "Did I get it?" I said, "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it, but hey, you know, don't sweat it." Then she said, "How 'bout now?" I said, "Yeah almost. There's still a little bit there, but don't worry. It's probably just a piece of toast."
Now we're at the pay window Or whatever you call it Put my hand in my pocket I can't believe there's no wallet (wallet) (wallet) (wallet) (wallet)
And the lady at the window's like, "Well, well, well. That'll be five eighty two." I turn around to my wife and say, "How much have you got on you?" She just rolls her eyes and says, "I'll pay for this, I guess." So she reaches into her purse and busts out the American Express
I hand it to the lady And she says, "Oh dear. It's gotta be cash only. We don't take credit cards here.
I take back the card and say, "Gee, really? Well that sucks." And that's when I found out my wife was only carryin' three bucks I said, "I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today." She says, "I never got around to it. So, where's your wallet anyway?"
And I said, "Never mind, just help me to find some change." Now the lady at the window's lookin' at me kinda strange And she says, "Mister, please, we gotta move this line alone." I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses, lady. We won't be long."
So I looked around inside the glove box And checked the mat beneath my feet I found a nickel in an ash tray And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats
Before long, I had a little pile of coins of every sort The lady counts it up and says, "You're still about a dollar short." And now my woman's got this weird look frozen on her face She screams, "You know I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!"
And so I turned around To the cashier again I shrugged and said, "OK. Uhh, forget the chicken sandwhich then."
So I pick up my change Pick up my receipt And I drive to the pick-up window Man, I just can't wait to eat And now we see this acne-ridden kid, about sixteen Wearin' a dorky name tag that says, "Hello, my name is Eugene"
And he hands me a paper bag I look him in the eyes And I say to him, "Hey, Eugene, Could I get some ketchup for my fries?"
Well, he looks at me And I look at him And he looks at me And I look at him And he looks at me And I look at him And he says, "I'm sorry. What did you want again?"
I say, "Ketchup." And he says, "Oh yeah, that's right. I just spaced out there for a second. I'm really kinda burnt tonight."
And then he hands me the ketchup And now we're finally drivin' away And the food is drivin' me mad With it's intoxicating bouquet
I'm starvin' to death by the time we pull up at the traffic light I say, "Baby, give me that burger, I just gotta have a bite." So she reaches in the bag and pulls out the burger And she hands me the burger And I pick up the burger
And then I unwrap the paper I bite into those buns And I just can't believe it They forgot the onions
Chilaxin' out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen They want to check this new joint, Club Convulsion We put our ass in motion, all my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman...
...if he were homeless And standing by the bar, douchebag was hitting on a tranny Oh wait that's Hillary Clinton there with Dick Cheney, who was killin' a kitten
I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo I even saw that one guy from that one show I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers And Oprah was there like: "I'm Oprah, F-cker!"
And everything was good until the second Homeless Superman put on this record I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins As he spins everybody had convulsions.
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure. Move, move, move like you're having a fit Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm
Epileptic Techno
Now I ain't trying to disrespect epileptics But the music he played made the place go hectic The speakers on the deck became disconnected All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked
I felt my muscles expand and contract I passed out on the dance floor laying on my back Reality started fading, cutting in and out I woke up when an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth
And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure But the whole f&ckin' theater was havin' a seizure Except Oprah, the music didn't touch her Still standing hard, "I'm Oprah, f-cker!"
I saw the D.J. loadin' another disc With most of the party still foaming at the lips I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit When Homeless Superman started spinnin' that next hit
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure Move, move, move like you're having a fit Shake, shake, shake, this is causing a spasm
Epileptic Techno
We woke up once again from a seizure I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt We slid out the back like greased up butter We saw Oprah there, "I'm Oprah, f-cker!"
We made it out alive, booyah! We all stood around like: "What are we going to do now?" We picked a new club. What'd we get? We somehow rolled up to Club Tourettes?
The music there gave everyone a tick And every time it played the whole place would twitch, And shift and switch and b&tch and talk sh-t like: Ass, barf, barf, ass, bark, piss!
Barf, p-ss, ass, ass, barf, barf, piss, ass, ass, piss! We ran away like a jet propulsion Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure. Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno Oooh no not having a seizure Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno Oooh no not having a seizure Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
"You little bastards, thought you all knew Oprah!" Don't make me come over there and f-ck you!
A ti que pierdes el rumbo de casa mas vas donde te llevan tus pies ahí estás veo la libertad de tus zapatos salpicar
A aquel que dice palabras hirientes porque quizá no se sabe comprender A quien suplicó y que al momento se olvidó
Al que no tienes secretos que confiarle que ofrece mentiras sin parar A quien no pide perdón más lo tendrá
Bienvenido el llanto y su consuelo y el presagio de nieve en el cielo Bienvenido el que sonríe quien tropieza y sigue y el que un buen consejo siempre te da
Bienvenido a un tren que surca mares y nos une a tiempo en Navidades Bienvenidos los artistas todas sus pasiones Bienvenido aquel que no cambiará lo que somos hoy
A esta luna que sueños hará realidad o los disfraza de oportunidad A quien maquilló su espera en un semáforo
Y bienvenido sea este largo invierno si nos ayuda a mejorar Y aquel que tenga el coraje de arriesgar
Bienvenido el llanto y el consuelo y el presagio de nieve en el cielo Bienvenido aquel que duda el que se desnuda porque quiere o por necesidad
Bienvenida la noche de bodas y el momento de quedarse a solas Bienvenido es el pianista todas sus canciones Los acordes que reflejan así lo que somos hoy
Qué falta, qué vendrá? Qué me falta? De todo esto, qué vendrá? Qué nos falta? De todo esto, qué será? Lo qué falta Quizá...
Stop...
Bienvenido al llanto y su consuelo y el presagio de nieve en el cielo Bienvenido quien sonríe quien se asusta y cae pero sin desesperar
Bienvenido a un tren que surca mares el que nos une a tiempo en Navidades Bienvenidos los artistas con sus intuiciones Bienvenido aquello que somos hoy lo que somos hoy De aquí no me voy porque somos hoy lo que somos hoy
No era que estábamos viendo una película, estábamos haciendo una película stop motion intitulada Guerra Lego (todo sería más fácil si...) El guión y la filmación son del Tigrito y la música es de Rammstein. Un par de extremidades mías hacen un cameo por ahí... Enjoy!! :)
Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cause I'm the Taxman Yeah, I'm the Taxman
Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all 'Cause I'm the Taxman Yeah, I'm the Taxman
(If you drive a car) I'll tax the street (If you try to sit) I'll tax your seat (If you get too cold) I'll tax the heat (If you take a walk) I'll tax your feet Taxman
'Cause I'm the Taxman Yeah, I'm the Taxman
Don't ask me what I want it for (Haha! Mister Wilson!) If you don't want to pay some more (Haha! Mister Heath!) 'Cause I'm the Taxman Yeah, I'm the Taxman
Now my advice for those who die (Taxman!) Declare the pennies on your eyes (Taxman!)
'Cause I'm the Taxman Yeah, I'm the Taxman And you're working for no-one but me (Taxman)...