Misunderstood

Si ni tú te entiendes

para que me voy a tomar la molestia de explicártelo...

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Stormtroopers

Smoking weed with MBAs

Porque para reducir costos y ganarse esos bonos

uno se tiene que poner

creativo...

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Bloated

1.3 Gigas para compilar un triste ejecutable de 457 Kb me parece absurdo...

A esto hemos llegado?

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You are about to have a very bad day

Tell me about it


"Es comprensible tener un mal día

pero estamos a jueves y esta mierda no se compone..." - pensaba...

...y entonces vi un furgón encunetado

en una curva

en una subida

deteniendo 1 km de tráfico:

Alguien está teniendo un peor día...

ok ya entendí :D

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Del otro lado de la cerca

... todos somos valientes

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El misterio de las SQUIER CALIFORNIA SERIES - Parte 3 - Final Feliz!

Como 3 años después...

Estaba tomando un delicioso caldo de res cuando de pronto lo recordé:

Me falta un post sobre las SQUIER CALIFORNIA SERIES!

Me apresure a tomar el caldo (como si eso fuera a compensar 3 años de espera) y busqué entre mis correos...

Ahí estaba la contestación de nuestro nuevo mejor amigo

Michael Roberts
Consumer Relations Representative
Fender Musical Instruments Corp.

el tipo más cool de la Fender que se tomó el tiempo y la molestia de contestar el correo que le escribí el otro día... hace algo de tiempo... en una galaxia muy lejana...

Le vamos a hacer justicia a Michael en un solo párrafo porque es lo justo:

LAS SQUIER CALIFORNIA SERIES SÍ SON ORIGINALES

Pero dejemos que Michael lo diga en persona

o en carta, que reproduzco íntegra* y completa**:

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Hello Louis,

I have included the specs for all of these models below. These are an instrument sent directly from the manufacturing facility in China to distributors all over the place periodically. We don’t advertise these models since they are not available everywhere and it is kind of up to the dealer to advertise them independently.

Model Name: FSR Squier® California Series Strat® (Export)
Model Number: 633-0100-(Color#) and 633-0102-(Color#)
Series: California Series
Body: Solid Hardwood
Neck: Maple, C-Shape,
(Polyurethane Finish)
Fingerboard: Rosewood p/n (633-0100) or Maple p/n (633-0102), (9.5” Radius/241 mm)
No. of Frets: 22 Medium Jumbo
Scale Length: 25.5” (648 mm)
Width @ Nut: 1.650” (42 mm)
Hardware: Chrome
Machine Heads: Die-Cast Tuners
Bridge: Synchronous Tremolo
Pickguard: 3-Ply White
Pickups: 3 Single-Coil Pickups
Pickup Switching: 5-Position Blade:
Position 1. Bridge Pickup
Position 2. Bridge and Middle Pickup
Position 3. Middle Pickup
Position 4. Middle and Neck Pickup
Position 5. Neck Pickup
Controls: Master Volume,
Tone 1. (Neck Pickup),
Tone 2. (Middle Pickup)
Colors: (902) Lake Blue Metallic,
(906) Black,
(909) Candy Apple Red,
(915) Lipstick Red,
(921) Natural,
(927) Translucent Blue,
(932) Vintage Sunburst,
(946) Sherwood Green Metallic,
(960) Translucent Green,
(961) Translucent Wine Red,
(965) Black Metallic,
(975) Wine Red Metallic,
(976) Purple Metallic,
(980) White,
(989) Brown,
(Polyurethane Finish)
Strings: Fender Super 250L, (.009 to .042) Nickel Plated Steel p/n 073-0250-003
Unique Features: Dot Position Inlays
Source: China
Accessories: None
U.S. MSRP: $187.50
INTRODUCED:
DISCONTINUED:
DISCONTINUED COLORS:
COMMENTS: Special Edition model for International Sales Only
WRENCH SIZES: Truss Rod Adjustment Wrench 4mm,
Saddle Height Adjustment Wrench 1.5mm
Specs: Product Prices, Features, Specifications and Availability Are Subject To Change Without Notice

Model Name: FSR Squier® California Series Fat Strat® (Export)
Model Number: 633-0200-(Color#) and 633-0202-(Color#)
Series: California Series
Body: Solid Hardwood
Neck: Maple, C-Shape,
(Polyurethane Finish)
Fingerboard: Rosewood p/n (633-0200) or Maple p/n (633-0202), (9.5” Radius/241 mm)
No. of Frets: 22 Medium Jumbo
Scale Length: 25.5” (648 mm)
Width @ Nut: 1.650” (42 mm)
Hardware: Chrome
Machine Heads: Die-Cast Tuners
Bridge: Synchronous Tremolo
Pickguard: 3-Ply White
Pickups: 1 Humbucking Pickup (Bridge),
2 Single-Coil Pickups (Neck and Middle)
Pickup Switching: 5-Position Blade:
Position 1. Bridge Pickup
Position 2. Bridge and Middle Pickup
Position 3. Middle Pickup
Position 4. Middle and Neck Pickup
Position 5. Neck Pickup
Controls: Master Volume,
Tone 1. (Neck Pickup),
Tone 2. (Middle Pickup)
Colors: (902) Lake Blue Metallic,
(906) Black,
(909) Candy Apple Red,
(915) Lipstick Red,
(927) Translucent Blue,
(932) Vintage Sunburst,
(946) Sherwood Green Metallic,
(960) Translucent Green,
(961) Translucent Wine Red,
(965) Black Metallic,
(975) Wine Red Metallic,
(976) Purple Metallic,
(980) White,
(Polyurethane Finish)
Strings: Fender Super 250L, (.009 to .042) Nickel Plated Steel p/n 073-0250-003
Unique Features: Dot Position Inlays
Source: China
Accessories: None
U.S. MSRP: $193.75
INTRODUCED:
DISCONTINUED:
DISCONTINUED COLORS:
COMMENTS: Special Edition model for International Sales Only
WRENCH SIZES: Truss Rod Adjustment Wrench 4mm,
Saddle Height Adjustment Wrench 1.5mm
Specs: Product Prices, Features, Specifications and Availability Are Subject To Change Without Notice

Model Name: FSR Squier® California Series Tele® (Export)
Model Number: 633-0500-(Color#) and 633-0502-(Color#)
Series: California Series
Body: Solid Hardwood
Neck: Maple, C-Shape,
(Polyurethane Finish)
Fingerboard: Rosewood p/n (633-0500) or Maple p/n (633-0502), (9.5” Radius/241 mm)
No. of Frets: 22 Medium Jumbo
Scale Length: 25.5” (648 mm)
Width @ Nut: 1.650” (42 mm)
Hardware: Chrome
Machine Heads: Die-Cast Tuners
Bridge: 6-Saddle Hardtail Bridge
Pickguard: 3-Ply White
Pickups: 2 Single-Coil Pickups
Pickup Switching: 5-Position Blade:
Position 1. Bridge Pickup
Position 2. Bridge and Middle Pickup
Position 3. Middle Pickup
Position 4. Middle and Neck Pickup
Position 5. Neck Pickup
Controls: Master Volume, Master Tone
Colors: (902) Lake Blue Metallic,
(906) Black,
(907) Vintage Blonde,
(909) Candy Apple Red,
(915) Lipstick Red,
(921) Natural,
(927) Translucent Blue,
(932) Vintage Sunburst,
(941) Cream White,
(946) Sherwood Green Metallic,
(960) Translucent Green,
(961) Translucent Wine Red,
(965) Black Metallic,
(975) Wine Red Metallic,
(976) Purple Metallic,
(Polyurethane Finish)
Strings: Fender Super 250L, (.009 to .042) Nickel Plated Steel p/n 073-0250-003
Unique Features: Dot Position Inlays
Source: China
Accessories: None
U.S. MSRP: $187.50
INTRODUCED:
DISCONTINUED:
DISCONTINUED COLORS:
COMMENTS: Special Edition model for International Sales Only
WRENCH SIZES: Truss Rod Adjustment Wrench 4mm,
Saddle Height Adjustment Wrench 1.5mm
Specs: Product Prices, Features, Specifications and Availability Are Subject To Change Without Notice

Model Name: FSR Squier® California Series P Bass® (Export)
Model Number: 633-0500-(Color#)
Series: California Series
Body: Solid Hardwood
Neck: Maple
Fingerboard: Rosewood, 9.5” Radius (241 mm)
No. of Frets: 20
Scale Length: 34” (864 mm)
Width @ Nut: 1.625” (41 mm)
Hardware: Chrome
Machine Heads: Standard Tuners
Bridge: Standard 4-Saddle
Pickguard: 3-Ply White
Pickups: 1 Split Single-Coil Pickup
Pickup Switching: None
Controls: Volume, Tone
Colors: (902) Lake Blue Metallic,
(906) Black,
(909) Candy Apple Red,
(915) Lipstick Red,
(927) Translucent Blue,
(932) Vintage Sunburst,
(946) Sherwood Green Metallic,
(960) Translucent Green,
(961) Translucent Wine Red,
(965) Black Metallic,
(975) Wine Red Metallic,
(976) Purple Metallic,
(980) White,
Strings: Super 7250ML, p/n 073-7250-005, (.045, .065, .080, .100)
Unique Features: Dot Position Inlays
Source: China
Accessories: None
U.S. MSRP: $237.50
INTRODUCED:
DISCONTINUED:
DISCONTINUED COLORS:
COMMENTS: Special Edition model for International Sales Only
WRENCH SIZES: Truss Rod Adjustment Wrench 4mm,
Saddle Height Adjustment Wrench 1.5mm
Specs: Product Prices, Features, Specifications and Availability Are Subject To Change Without Notice

Model Name: FSR Squier® California Series P Bass® Special (Export)
Model Number: 633-5100-(Color#)
Series: California Series
Body: Solid Hardwood
Neck: Maple
Fingerboard: Rosewood, 9.5” Radius (241 mm)
No. of Frets: 20
Scale Length: 34” (864 mm)
Width @ Nut: 1.625” (41 mm)
Hardware: Chrome
Machine Heads: Standard Tuners
Bridge: Standard 4-Saddle
Pickguard: 3-Ply White
Pickups: 1 Split Single-Coil P Bass Pickup (Mid), 1 Single-Coil J Bass Pickup (Bridge)
Pickup Switching: None
Controls: Volume, Tone
Colors: (902) Lake Blue Metallic,
(906) Black,
(909) Candy Apple Red,
(915) Lipstick Red,
(927) Translucent Blue,
(932) Vintage Sunburst,
(946) Sherwood Green Metallic,
(960) Translucent Green,
(961) Translucent Wine Red,
(965) Black Metallic,
(975) Wine Red Metallic,
(976) Purple Metallic,
(980) White,
Strings: Super 7250ML, p/n 073-7250-005, (.045, .065, .080, .100)
Unique Features: Dot Position Inlays
Source: China
Accessories: None
U.S. MSRP: $237.50
INTRODUCED:
DISCONTINUED:
DISCONTINUED COLORS:
COMMENTS: Special Edition model for International Sales Only
WRENCH SIZES: Truss Rod Adjustment Wrench 4mm,
Saddle Height Adjustment Wrench 1.5mm
Specs: Product Prices, Features, Specifications and Availability Are Subject To Change Without Notice

Model Name: FSR Squier® California Series J Bass® (Export)
Model Number: 633-6000-(Color#)
Series: California Series
Body: Solid Hardwood
Neck: Maple
Fingerboard: Rosewood, 9.5” Radius (241 mm)
No. of Frets: 20
Scale Length: 34” (864 mm)
Width @ Nut: 1.625” (41 mm)
Hardware: Chrome
Machine Heads: Standard Tuners
Bridge: Standard 4-Saddle
Pickguard: 3-Ply White
Pickups: 2 Single-Coil J Bass Pickups
Pickup Switching: None
Controls: Master Volume, Tone, Tone
Colors: (902) Lake Blue Metallic,
(906) Black,
(909) Candy Apple Red,
(915) Lipstick Red,
(927) Translucent Blue,
(932) Vintage Sunburst,
(946) Sherwood Green Metallic,
(960) Translucent Green,
(961) Translucent Wine Red,
(965) Black Metallic,
(975) Wine Red Metallic,
(976) Purple Metallic,
(980) White,
Strings: Super 7250ML, p/n 073-7250-005, (.045, .065, .080, .100)
Unique Features: Dot Position Inlays
Source: China
Accessories: None
U.S. MSRP: $237.50
INTRODUCED:
DISCONTINUED:
DISCONTINUED COLORS:
COMMENTS: Special Edition model for International Sales Only
WRENCH SIZES: Truss Rod Adjustment Wrench 4mm,
Saddle Height Adjustment Wrench 1.5mm
Specs: Product Prices, Features, Specifications and Availability Are Subject To Change Without Notice



Michael Roberts
Consumer Relations Representative
Fender Musical Instruments Corp.

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Gracias por aclararnos la existencia Michael! Desde las oficinas de Batfink Ha Dicho te deseamos mucho sexo, drogas y rockan'roll. Es lo justo no?

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* Las negritas son mías. A quién no le gustan las negritas?

** Pero sin el pedazo del final donde está la dirección de email para evitarle spam a nuestro amigo.

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A lazy cat

Rebuscado

Las palabras rebuscadas

son rebuscadas para el que no las sabe...

Dios mío... esta gente si leyera a Neruda le daría un aneurisma...

Sí... aneurisma...

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Canción Simple - Piano

Desinformación

Hay personas de egos gigantescos que son incapaces de decir "no sé"

y dicen cualquier cosa para salir del paso

y el que les cree termina metido en unos líos...

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Gratuitous nightmares

Tell me about it...

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La beligerancia

Aburre y cansa

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Sore losers

En estos días la gente quiere reemplazar el deportivismo por mezquindad y hacernos pensar que está bien desear que pierda el contrincante porque simplemente nos cae mal.

Malos perdedores y gente mezquina siempre va a haber

pero tú puedes elegir ser diferente

y que gane el mejor




* Por cierto el fulano de la foto fue descalificado por la Comisión Olímpica y su medalla de bronce retirada por -que otra cosa iba ser- mal perdedor y mezquino...

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Miau

Nirvana

El Nirvana aquí en la tierra se puede alcanzar.

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Dell es lo mejor

Estos artefactos, en cambio, son legendarios...

Y sip, es roja :D

(De las Apple y su jardincito mejor ni hablemos...)

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Green

Envy is never a good thing

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Big Mouth

Si uno tiene que andar diciendo que es el mejor...

lo más seguro es que no lo sea...

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Whatever dude

A los 43 uno tiene por qué probarle nada a nadie...

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