Up - Ellie and Carl

El piano del final...

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Voodoo Doll

 When you are released from your voodoo doll...

 ... you can fight back

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Madagascar 3: Vitaly the Tiger

Vitaly: If I go up in flames, then so be it!

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Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest: Pirate...

*The Kraken is about to destroy the Pearl*

Jack: Abandon ship. Into the longboat.

Gibbs: Jack... The Pearl!

Jack: She's only a ship, mate.

Elizabeth: He's right. We have to head for land.

Pintel: It's a lot of open water.

Ragetti: It's a lot of water.

Will: We have to try. We can get away as it takes down the Pearl.

Gibbs: Abandon ship. Abandon ship or abandon hope.

Elizabeth: Thank you, Jack.

Jack: We're not free yet, love.

Elizabeth: You came back. I always knew you were a good man.

*Elizabeth kisses Jack. Will sees them*

Gibbs: Prepare to cast off. There's no time to lose. Come on, Will. Step to!

*Chains click. Elizabeth has chained Jack to the Pearl*

Elizabeth: It's after you, not the ship. This is the only way, don't you see? I'm not sorry.

Jack: *smiling* Pirate...

*Elizabeth gets in the boat*

Will: Where's Jack?

Elizabeth: He elected to stay behind to give us a chance... Go!

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Elizabeth is in love with Jack but it's going to marry Will. In her mind, the only way to stop loving Jack is destroying their relationship... by killing him...

Her last line, given the circumstances, has all the logic in the world...

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La tigre e la neve - Innamoratevi

Vamos prestos, veloces, pero tranquilos, sin prisas, eh?

No se escribe así nada más poesías de amor, eh?

Son las más difíciles, se ha de tener al menos 80 años.

Escriban sobre otro argumento, no sé...

...el mar, el viento, un termosifón, un tren con retraso...

No existe una cosa más poética que otra, han comprendido?

La poesía no está afuera, está dentro.

Qué es la poesía? No se lo pregunten, mírense al espejo:

La poesía eres tú.

Y vistan bien a la poesía, busquen bien las palabras!

Deben elegir la adecuada.

A veces puede llevarles 8 meses encontrar esa palabra.

Elíjanlas, que la belleza comenzó cuando alguien comenzó a elegir.

Desde Adán y Eva... Saben cuanto le llevó a Eva encontrar la hoja adecuada?

"Cómo me queda esta, o esta y esta?" Podó todos los árboles del paraíso terrenal.

Enamórense! Si no se enamoran está todo muerto, muerto está todo!

Al enamorarse todo despierta a la vida, se mueve todo.

Dilapiden el gozo, despilfarren la alegría!

Estén tristes y callados con exuberancia.

Alienten en el rostro de la gente la felicidad.

Y como se hace?... Déjenme mirar los apuntes, que lo he olvidado...

Esto es lo que deben hacer... *busca y deja sus notas* no alcancé a leerlos, ya me he acordado.

Para trasmitir la felicidad, es necesario ser felices

y para trasmitir el dolor... es necesario ser felices.

Sean felices! Tienen que padecer, sentirse mal, sufrir.

No tengan miedo a sufrir, todo el mundo sufre! eh?

Y si no tienen los medios, no importa. Para hacer poesía una sola cosa es necesaria: Todo.

Entendieron...? No busquen la novedad, es la cosa más antigua que hay.

Y si un verso no viene en esta posición, o en esta o esta otra... Bah! Tírense al suelo, pónganse así...! Perfecto!

Desde aquí se ve el cielo, mira que belleza!

Por qué no me habré puesto así antes?

Qué miran? Los poetas no miran, observan. Las palabras deben obedecerlos.

Si la palabra... "muro" no les obedece, no la usen más durante 8 años, así aprende.

Que es esto? *señalando el muro* Bah! No lo sé!

Esto es la belleza, como esos versos de allá, que quiero queden escritos por siempre.

Vamos, borren todo, lo volveremos a hacer, la clase terminó. Nos vemos el miércoles, jueves...

Adiós, hasta la próxima!

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Music and Lyrics - Don't Write Me Off

It's never been easy for me
to find words to go along with a melody
But this time there's actually something on my mind
so please forgive these few brief awkward lines

Since I met you my whole life has changed
It's not just my furniture you've rearranged
I was living in the past but somehow you've brought me back
and I haven't felt like this since before Frankie said relax

And while I know based on my track record
I might not seem like the safest bet
All I'm asking you
is don’t write me off just yet

For years I've been telling myself the same old story
That I'm happy to live off my so-called former glories
But you've given me a reason to take another chance
Now I need you despite the fact that you've killed all my plants

And though I know I've already blown more chances
Than anyone should ever get
All I'm asking you
is don't write me off just yet

Don't write me off just yet

The Matrix - "No"

Bananas - Buscando parqueo para la crucifixión

*Fielding Mellish is talking to a psychiatrist*

I was... I was always very shy when it came to girls.

I remember when I was a little boy, I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

And I... I guess I had a good relationship with my parents. I... They very rarely hit me... I think they hit me once, actually, in my whole childhood. They started beating me on the 23rd of December in 1942, and stopped beating me in the late Spring of '44.

I was a nervous child. I was a bed-wetter. When I was younger, I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

It's funny, I had this dream that I've had since I was a child. I had it again one night last week. Where l'm...

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Y la secuencia de la pelea de kung fu de los monjes que buscaban parqueo para un Woody Allen crucificado (adecuadísimo para estos días) me recordó por casualidad que...

Batfink's awesome thing #1000: No soy ateo pero tampoco estoy encadenado a los ritos de ninguna religión.

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Hugo

Hugo Cabret:

Right after my father died, I would come up here a lot.

I'd imagine the whole world was one big machine.

Machines never come with any extra parts, you know.

They always come with the exact amount they need.

So I figured, if the entire world was one big machine, I couldn't be an extra part.

I had to be here for some reason.

And that means you have to be here for some reason too.

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The Smurfs - Blue Moon

*The smurfs (well, Clumsy) sent the wrong ad to Patrick's boss, Odile.*

*Odile calls Patrick on the phone*

Patrick: Hey, Odile.

Odile: Patrick...

Patrick: Listen, listen. Before you fire me, I know that the ads that ran weren't the ads I sent.

But they're the ads I should have sent. The ads I almost did send.

But I didn't 'cause...

I second-guessed myself.

I gave you what I thought you wanted,
instead of what I thought was right.

But this is right.

It means something to me and...
I don't know,

I think it's gonna mean
something to others, too.

It's not just a moon, Odile, it's a blue moon.

"Once in a blue moon."

That means that there are
only a few moments in your life
when something truly memorable,
truly magical, happens to you.

And, if you hesitate, if you're afraid,
you might just miss it.

That's what that image means.

Don't let those blue moon moments
pass you by.

Odile: I will call you back to tell you if you're fired.

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Bridesmaids - I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass!

*Annie is watching "Cast Away" on TV*

Chuck Noland: Wilson!

*Chuck Noland is in the water watching how Wilson floats away*

Chuck Noland: Wilson! I'm sorry!... I'm sorry, Wilson.

Chuck Noland: Wilson, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Annie: *sniffling* Oh, no, Wilson.

Chuck Noland: Wilson!!!!

*knocking on door*

*Annie opens the door and finds Megan*

Megan: I'm coming in.

*Megan enters the house with a bunch of puppy dogs*

Megan: Let's go, let's go. And we're walking. Okay, we're walking. Heel. Heel! No pee. No! Not on the carpet! Okay, we're coming... We're coming in...

*She takes all the puppies to the back porch*

Megan: Everybody is in and having fun. We're having fun. And heel! We're heeling. Heel!

Annie: How many of those did you take?

Megan: I took nine. I took nine. Yeah, I did slightly over-commit to the whole dog thing. It turns out, I'm probably more comfortable with six. It's a lot... That's a lot of energy to deal with... but you wouldn't know anything about that, because you haven't been returning my calls.

Annie: And say what, Megan? Say, "Hi, I can't get off the couch, I got fired from my job. I got kicked out of my apartment, I can't pay any of my bills, my car is a piece of shit, I don't have any friends, the last time I..."

Megan: You know what I find interesting about that, Annie? It's interesting to me that you have absolutely no friends. You know why it's interesting? Here's a friend standing directly in front of you, trying to talk to you. And you choose to talk about the fact that you don't have any friends.

Annie: You know what I mean.

Megan: No, I don't think you want any help. I think you want to have a little pity party.

*Megan hits Annie*

Annie: Ow! That's not true.

Megan: I think Annie wants a little pity party.

*Megan pushes Annie forcefully*

Megan: You're an asshole, Annie!

Annie: Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Megan: You're an asshole. I'm life. is life bothering you?

*Megan pushes Annie again*

Annie: Yes! What are you doing?

Megan: I'm life, Annie. I'm life, Annie. You have got to fight back on life.

Annie: Megan!

Megan: You better learn to fight.

*Megan hits Annie several times*

Annie: Megan!

Megan: I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass!

*well, Megan bites Annie in the butt*

Annie: *screaming* OWW!!! MEGAN!!

Megan: It's not me. I'm your life. Turn over!

Annie: My God!

*now Megan is on top of Annie, fighting in the couch*

Megan: I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life, and you won't do it! You just won't do it.

Annie: Stop it.

Megan: You stop slapping yourself. Stop slapping yourself. I'm your life, Annie. I'm your shitty...

*Annie slaps Megan hard in the face*

Megan: *grunts* OW!

*the fight stops*

Annie: I'm sorry.

Megan: Nice hit. All right. I'm glad to see you've got a little bit of spark in you. I knew that Annie was in there somewhere. I think... I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl. A girl named Megan. A girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school. I'm referring to myself when I say "Megan." It's me, Megan.

Annie: Yeah, I got that.

Megan: I know you look at me now and think, "Boy, she must have breezed through high school." Not the case, Annie. No, *points to herself* this was not easy going up and down the halls. Okay? They used to try to blow me up. They threw firecrackers at my head. Firecrackers. I mean literally. I'm not saying that figuratively. I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak.

Do you think I let that break me? Do you think I went home to my mommy, crying, "I don't have any friends. Megan doesn't have any friends" No, I did not. You know what I did?

I pulled myself up, I studied really hard.

I read every book in the library. And now? I work for the government. I have the highest possible security clearance. Don't repeat that!

Annie: I won't.

Megan: I can't protect you. I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.

Annie: I won't say anything.

Megan: You would be amazed. A lot of shopping malls. Don't repeat that!

Annie: I won't.

Megan: I have six houses. I bought an 18-wheeler a couple of months ago just because I could.

Okay, you lost Lillian. You got another best friend sitting right in front of you, if you would notice. Huh?

Now, you got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. Okay, 'cause I do not associate with people that blame the world for their problems.

'Cause you're your problem, Annie. And you're also your solution.

Right? I mean, that's... You get that?

Annie: I just miss her, I guess.

Megan: Yeah, I know you do. I know you do.

All right, come on. Bring it in.

*They hug*

Megan: There's the Annie... There's the Annie I knew was there, okay? All right. Man, you have got to wash your hair.

Annie: I'm sorry.

Megan: You've got to wash that hair.

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Viejas peleando

hehehehe

Esta es una de esas cosas... que te hacen sentir mejor después de verlas. Y lo mejor de todo es que termina como deberían terminar todo siempre: con un abrazo (vi mucho Full House de chiquito)

Ya sé lo que estás pensando, cómo es que a un tipo duro y machote como yo le gustan este tipo de películas? Pues... sí, confieso mi secreto y qué: me fascinan las comedias romanticas, los abrazos, los besos, los diálogos y hablar de nuestros sentimientos mientras tomamos cocoa caliente metidos entre las chamarras.

Pero... y a quién no?

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The Empire Strikes Back - Carbon freeze

*Chewbacca is carrying a broken C3PO on his back*

C3PO: If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now remember, Chewbacca, you have a responsibility for me, so don't do anything foolish.

Han: What's going on, buddy?

Lando: You're being put into carbon freeze.

Bobba Fett: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

Darth Vader: The Empire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in.

Chewbacca: Rrrah!

*Chewbacca fights the Stormtroopers to save Han Solo*

Chewbacca: Rrrah! Rrrah!

Han: Stop, Chewie, stop, stop!

C3PO: Yes, stop, please! I'm not ready to die!

Han: Hey! Hey! Listen to me, Chewie. This won't help me.

*Chewbacca listens to Han and calms down. He then gets handcuffed*

Han: Hey, save your strength. There will be another time. The princess... You have to take care of her. Do you hear me? Huh?

Chewbacca: Gahhh...

*Han and Princess Leia look at each other and then kiss*

*Han is taken forcefully to the freezing chamber*

Princess Leia: I love you.

Han: I know.

*Han descends into the chamber and is frozen*

Chewbacca: Gahhh!

C3PO: What's going on? Turn around! Chewbacca, I can't see.

Chewbacca: Gahhh.

*Han is taken out*

C3PO: Oh, they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well-protected, if he survived the freezing process, that is.

Darth Vader: Well, Calrissian, did he survive?

Lando: Yes, he's alive… and in perfect hibernation.

Darth Vader: He's all yours, bounty hunter. Reset the chamber for Skywalker.

General: Skywalker has just landed, lord.

Darth Vader: Good. See to it that he finds his way in here. Calrissian, take the princess and the Wookiee to my ship.

Lando: You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision.

Darth Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

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The Three Musketeers

*Los malos tienen a la chica y los 3 Mosqueteros están en una posición desesperada: O se rinden o la chica muere*

D'Artagnan: We can not escape. We can not fight them.

Athos: D'Artagnan

D'Artagnan: What?

Athos: Think you have everything and lost?

D'Artagnan: And if she dies?

Athos: Life with a woman or future with friends...

D'Artagnan: What would you do in my place?

Athos: I prefer to sacrifice the hard choices. The earth, the king, the country. You know what I learned, boy? Sacrifices and hard choices do not keep you warm at night.

Life is too short and very long to pass without someone with you. Do not become someone like me. Choose a woman.

Fight for love, D'Artagnan.

France will take care of itself.

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Bollywood car chase

Pero qué diablos...

Encarnación - Nacho Libre

When the fantasy has ended
and all the children are gone
something good inside me
helps me to carry on

I ate some bugs
I ate some grass
I used my hand
to wipe my tears

To kiss your mouth
I break my vow
No no no no no
no way José
unless you want to
then we break our vows together

Encarnación!
Encarnacio-o-o-on!
Encarnación!
Didudidududuli!!!
Encarnacio-o-o-on!

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Let's break our vows together...

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Bridesmaids - Megan

Lillian: And this is Dougie's sister, Megan.

Megan: Hey.

Annie: Hi.

Lillian: My grandma is not supposed to have wine... I'll be right back.

Annie: Hey. How is it going?

Megan: It's going great, it's going great. I'm on the mend. You know, I just got some pins in my legs, believe it or not, pins in my legs. I can still do this. Right?

*makes a little weird dance*

Megan: I fell off a cruise ship, but I'm back.

Annie: Oh, shit.

Megan: Yeah, "Oh, shit." Yeah, "Oh, shit." Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Annie. And he said, "I'm saving you, Megan." ... not with his mouth, but he said it... I'm assuming, telepathically. We had a connection that I don't even know if I can... oh Jesus…

*makes garbled sounds, realizing she's talking too much*

Megan: Hey, shut my mouth. Look at... unbelievable.

*to a black man standing next to Annie*

Megan: You must be Annie's fella. I'm Megan. It's a pleasure.

Annie: He's not... I'm not... He's not... I'm not with him.

Megan: Sorry. All right. I'm glad he's single, because I'm going to climb that like a tree.

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Megan es lo más cool sobre la faz de la tierra. Está loca (en realidad todas las mujeres en esa película lo están) es despistada y cuando está emocionada conversando repite dos veces algunas frases. (Es curioso cómo al transcribir los diálogos te vas familiarizando con los personajes y los vas comprendiendo). Todos sus intervenciones en la película son... anormales y es fascinante, la verdad. Yo quiero tener una amiga así.

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The Kite Runner - Amistad

Amir y Hassan corren detrás de la cometa que se ha escapado. De pronto y sin explicación, Hassan se sienta a esperar.

Amir: Qué haces ahí?

Hassan: Siéntate, Amir

Amir: Vamos, aquí estás perdiendo el tiempo! La cometa voló hacia el otro lado.

Hassan: Vendrá hacia aquí.

Amir: Cómo lo sabes?

Hassan: Lo sé.

Amir: Sí... pero, cómo?

Hassan: Alguna vez te he mentido?

Amir: Cómo voy a saberlo?

Hassan: Preferiría comer tierra.

Amir: De verdad harías eso?

Hassan: Hacer qué?

Amir: Comerías tierra si yo te lo pidiera?

Hassan: Si me lo pidieras lo haría… Me pedirías que hiciera algo así?

Amir: Te has vuelto loco? Ya sabes que no.

Hassan: Lo sé

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Cashback

Ben Willis:

Once upon a time,

I wanted to know what love was.

Love is there if you want it to be.

You just have to see that it's wrapped in beauty and hidden away in between the seconds of your life.

If you don't stop for a minute, you might miss it.

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Good Lovin' - The Rascals

Good lovin'
Good lovin'
Good lovin'

I was feelin'
so bad
I asked my family doctor just what I had

I said, Doctor
(Doctor)
Mr. M.D.
(Doctor)
Now can you tell me
what's ailin' me
(Doctor)

He said
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Yes, indeed
all I, I really need

(Good lovin')
Gimme that good, good lovin'
(Good lovin')
All I need is lovin'
(Good lovin')
Good, good lovin', baby
(Good lovin')


Honey please
squeeze me tight
(squeeze me tight)
Don't you want your baby to be alright
(be alright)

I said baby
(baby)
now it's for sure
(it's for sure)
I got the fever, yeah
you got the cure
(got the cure)

Everybody!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Yes, indeed
all I, I really need

(Good lovin')
Common, gimme that lovin'
(Good lovin')
All I need is lovin'
(Good lovin')
Good, good lovin', baby
(Good lovin')
Common, gimme that lovin'
(Good lovin')
All I need is lovin'
(Good lovin')
Good, good lovin', baby
(Good lovin')



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Pero la mejor parte es cuando el tiburón ruge...

Up!

Qué tan difícil puede ser que tu casa llegue volando hasta Sudamérica llevada por un montón de globos?

Pues la verdad, no mucho.



No hay nada que de tanto ánimo como ver que una de tus películas favoritas [Batfink ha dicho] se hace realidad :)