I was... I was always very shy when it came to girls.
I remember when I was a little boy, I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
And I... I guess I had a good relationship with my parents. I... They very rarely hit me... I think they hit me once, actually, in my whole childhood. They started beating me on the 23rd of December in 1942, and stopped beating me in the late Spring of '44.
I was a nervous child. I was a bed-wetter. When I was younger, I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
It's funny, I had this dream that I've had since I was a child. I had it again one night last week. Where l'm...
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Y la secuencia de la pelea de kung fu de los monjes que buscaban parqueo para un Woody Allen crucificado (adecuadísimo para estos días) me recordó por casualidad que...
Batfink's awesome thing #1000: No soy ateo pero tampoco estoy encadenado a los ritos de ninguna religión.
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