*Annie is watching "Cast Away" on TV*Chuck Noland:
Wilson!
*Chuck Noland is in the water watching how Wilson floats away*Chuck Noland:
Wilson! I'm sorry!... I'm sorry, Wilson.Chuck Noland:
Wilson, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!Annie: *
sniffling* Oh, no, Wilson.
Chuck Noland:
Wilson!!!!*knocking on door**Annie opens the door and finds Megan*Megan: I'm coming in.
*Megan enters the house with a bunch of puppy dogs*Megan: Let's go, let's go. And we're walking. Okay, we're walking. Heel. Heel! No pee. No! Not on the carpet! Okay, we're coming... We're coming in...
*She takes all the puppies to the back porch*Megan: Everybody is in and having fun. We're having fun. And heel! We're heeling. Heel!
Annie: How many of those did you take?
Megan: I took nine. I took nine. Yeah, I did slightly over-commit to the whole dog thing. It turns out, I'm probably more comfortable with six. It's a lot... That's a lot of energy to deal with... but you wouldn't know anything about that, because you haven't been returning my calls.
Annie: And say what, Megan? Say, "Hi, I can't get off the couch, I got fired from my job. I got kicked out of my apartment, I can't pay any of my bills, my car is a piece of shit, I don't have any friends, the last time I..."
Megan: You know what I find interesting about that, Annie? It's interesting to me that you have absolutely no friends. You know why it's interesting? Here's a friend standing directly in front of you, trying to talk to you. And you choose to talk about the fact that you don't have any friends.
Annie: You know what I mean.
Megan: No, I don't think you want any help. I think you want to have a little pity party.
*Megan hits Annie*Annie: Ow! That's not true.
Megan: I think Annie wants a little pity party.
*Megan pushes Annie forcefully*Megan: You're an asshole, Annie!
Annie: Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Megan: You're an asshole. I'm life. is life bothering you?
*Megan pushes Annie again*Annie: Yes! What are you doing?
Megan: I'm life, Annie. I'm life, Annie. You have got to fight back on life.
Annie: Megan!
Megan: You better learn to fight.
*Megan hits Annie several times*Annie: Megan!
Megan: I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass!
*well, Megan bites Annie in the butt*Annie: *
screaming* OWW!!! MEGAN!!
Megan: It's not me. I'm your life. Turn over!
Annie: My God!
*now Megan is on top of Annie, fighting in the couch*Megan: I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life, and you won't do it! You just won't do it.
Annie: Stop it.
Megan: You stop slapping yourself. Stop slapping yourself. I'm your life, Annie. I'm your shitty...
*Annie slaps Megan hard in the face*Megan: *
grunts* OW!
*the fight stops*Annie: I'm sorry.
Megan: Nice hit. All right. I'm glad to see you've got a little bit of spark in you. I knew that Annie was in there somewhere. I think... I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl. A girl named Megan. A girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school. I'm referring to myself when I say "Megan." It's me, Megan.
Annie: Yeah, I got that.
Megan: I know you look at me now and think, "Boy, she must have breezed through high school." Not the case, Annie. No, *
points to herself*
this was not easy going up and down the halls. Okay? They used to try to blow me up. They threw firecrackers at my head. Firecrackers. I mean literally. I'm not saying that figuratively. I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak.
Do you think I let that break me? Do you think I went home to my mommy, crying, "I don't have any friends. Megan doesn't have any friends" No, I did not. You know what I did?
I pulled myself up, I studied really hard.
I read every book in the library. And now? I work for the government. I have the highest possible security clearance. Don't repeat that!
Annie: I won't.
Megan: I can't protect you. I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.
Annie: I won't say anything.
Megan: You would be amazed. A lot of shopping malls. Don't repeat that!
Annie: I won't.
Megan: I have six houses. I bought an 18-wheeler a couple of months ago just because I could.
Okay, you lost Lillian. You got another best friend sitting right in front of you, if you would notice. Huh?
Now, you got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. Okay, 'cause I do not associate with people that blame the world for their problems.
'Cause you're your problem, Annie. And you're also your solution.
Right? I mean, that's... You get that?
Annie: I just miss her, I guess.
Megan: Yeah, I know you do. I know you do.
All right, come on. Bring it in.
*They hug*Megan: There's the Annie... There's the Annie I knew was there, okay? All right. Man, you have got to wash your hair.
Annie: I'm sorry.
Megan: You've got to wash that hair.
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Viejas peleando
hehehehe
Esta es una de esas cosas... que te hacen sentir mejor después de verlas. Y lo mejor de todo es que termina como deberían terminar todo siempre: con un abrazo (vi mucho Full House de chiquito)
Ya sé lo que estás pensando, cómo es que a un tipo duro y machote como yo le gustan este tipo de películas? Pues...
sí, confieso mi secreto y qué: me fascinan las comedias romanticas, los abrazos, los besos, los diálogos y hablar de nuestros sentimientos mientras tomamos cocoa caliente metidos entre las chamarras.
Pero... y a quién no?
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