lunes, 16 de enero de 2017

Como cuando estabas vivo, Dr.

"I am sorry to have to say that the vast majority of white Americans are racists, either consciously or unconsciously"

-Martin Luther King 

viernes, 13 de enero de 2017

Karma de motociclista

A veces es molesto cuando los motoristas pasan golpeando tu carro para que te hagas a un lado

Y entonces recuerdas que el 18% de los ingresados al Hospital de Accidentes son motoristas

(8600 casos en 8 meses, sin contar otros hospitales)

Y el universo vuelve a quedar en equilibrio...

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sábado, 7 de enero de 2017

I used to love the USA

Pero ahora sólo son los States of America porque de United nada

No paguen por el pinche muro amigos

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miércoles, 4 de enero de 2017

Bienaventurados los psicópatas

Los psicópatas que no se dan cuenta que son psicópatas

hacen a todo el mundo infeliz

excepto a ellos mismos:

Ellos son felices...

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martes, 3 de enero de 2017

Undo

Deshicieron lo que hiciste morenaza

La copia que se fumaron tus MBAs se hizo humo

pero si te sirve de consuelo

igual no tocó tarjetita ni pastelito...

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martes, 27 de diciembre de 2016

Late Late Show Theme Song - Craig Ferguson

It's hard to stay up
It's been a long long day
And you've got the sandman at your door
But hang on, leave the TV on
And let's do it anyway

It's okay
You can always sleep through work tomorrow
Okay, Hey hey
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday

Tell the clock on the wall
Forget the wake-up call
'Cause the night's not nearly through
Wipe the sleep from your eyes, give yourself a surprise
Let your worries wait another day

And if you stay too late in the bar
At least you made it out this far
So make up your mind and say
"Let's do it anyway"

It's okay
You can always sleep through work tomorrow
Okay, Hey hey
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday

Life's too short to worry about
The things that you can live without
And I regret to say
The morning light is hours away

The world can be such a fright
But it belongs to us tonight
What's the point of going to bed?
You look so lovely when your eyes are red

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday

The world can be such a fright
But it belongs to us tonight
What's the point of going to bed?
You look so lovely when your eyes are red

It's hard to stay up
It's been a long long day
And you've got the Sandman at your door
But hang on, leave the TV on
And let's do it anyway

It's okay
You can always sleep through work tomorrow
Okay, Hey hey
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday



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jueves, 22 de diciembre de 2016

Que alguien me diga

Cómo hacen los venezolanos para estar tan conformes ante tanto surrealismo?

Ciertamente aquí no estamos en un lecho de rosas tampoco pero - oh wow...

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